wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital
Bucket hats make you look like you were supposed to go on a fishing trip with your dad 10 years ago but he left and never came back
The Front Bottoms
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
50 Shades of Grey
Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell